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  • Age: 24
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  • Location: Kerry IE
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Things that are difficult to say when youre drunk

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a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...
a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiates

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

My fav quotes


Xena: You talk about finding your Way, but to me you are my Way.

Gabrielle: How can I be your Way when I'm lost, myself?

Xena: I'm searching for answers too. But how we look for them doesn't matter as long as we look for them together... you and me.

Xena, you brought out the best in me. Before I met you, no one saw me for who I was. I felt, invisible, but you saw all the things that I could be. You saved me, Xena

There are two kinds of tears.. ?tears for those who leave you and tears for those who will never let go"

I've been grabbed more times than the golden fleece

The Elusyian Fields... only heroes wind up here."
"Dead heroes."
"Dead naked heroes

That's what we all dream about, isn't it? Someone who looks so deeply into our soul, that they find something worth dying for

Xena and I have a connection. It's stronger than either one of us. We're soulmates

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All About me

Dear Friend Alcohol
First of all let me tell U that Im a huge fan of urs. As my friend, U always seem 2 be Der wen needed.The perfect post-work cocktail a beer at the game, and Ur even around in the holidays, hidden inside chocolates as U warm us wen wer stuck in midst of endless family gatherings.However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

Phnoe calls
1. Phone Calls and Text Messages: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night? And why would you make me text people that I don't actually want to know about but seem to be unable to stay away from

: Eating
Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a kebab, a butter chicken curry along with a sausage with cheese, onion and mustard (washed down with WINE) & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few sweet chilli and sour cream chips? I'm an eclectic eater, but think you went too far this time.

: Clumsiness
Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock!!

: Hangovers
Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Last
Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3:30pm (pre - Thirsty Thursday happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership. Thank you, Your biggest fan

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    Lsavad1

    User Infostatus offline60 Kudos

    09/04/08

    Hello my fellow alcoholic!!

    xxxx

    09/04/08

    Reply from faith102:

    well hello threre to you too my fellow alcoholic frind it takes one to know one LOL.. bring on glasgo thats all i gotta say and i hope ya prepared for the amondof shots we are going to have LOL.. i may have to find a lier tho wen i come back .. but hey i wil worry abouth that an other day hahahahaha..it couldbe dangerous all us alcohlics in one bar.. poor poor poor glasgo ;)..
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    Sunshine7

    User Infostatus offline157 Kudos

    09/02/08

    You're welcome! I've been here since a couple of months ago...
    But it's always nice to meet new ppl.

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    Sunshine7

    User Infostatus offline157 Kudos

    09/02/08

    Hello! Thanks for the add!image

    09/02/08

    Reply from faith102:

    and thak you for the invite.. how are you ..you been on here long...

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    PBODYMLI

    User Infostatus offline221 Kudos

    09/02/08

    Where is your friends list missy....tsk tsk.

    Came in to say I LOVE...

    MY FAITH
    MY IRISH
    MY LOVE
    MY ONE AND ONLY
    MY PRISCILLA DARLIN *oh but no one heard that okay ;)*

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    twinkletoes87

    User Infostatus online192 Kudos

    08/30/08

    Yeah of course its coming via hotmail. 152 days to go woo hoo!!!



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    08/30/08

    Reply from faith102:

    awsome stuff out of you my love .. yay i am countig the days its going to be great i tell ya.. oh i forgot to ask ya did you enjoy ya hols
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